I'll have fun when I'm dead

I keep getting asked by people if I'm "getting excited" for my wedding.

Here's the truth: I've been to 4 this year, two were 30 days apart... and my cousin's was the 25th of September, and mine is coming up on the 8th.

I think I'm wedding'ed out if that's possible.
That, and who the hell knew there was so much drama involved with planning a damn wedding?!

Here's the thing: I'm not exactly from Maine. I have roots in two totally different ends of the country. I have family in the MD/DC/PA/VA part of the country ... but  I grew up in SoCal. And Drew is of course, a Marine and from Maine no-less, so his friends are all dispersed across the country.

I think in hindsight: it would have been better to get married in DC somewhere, because holy fried potatoes ... getting to Maine is EXPENSIVE and hard.

We're going to Orlando on a Disney vacation, by the way. I think I'll have fun the day of the wedding and even MORE fun on our honeymoon.

I don't know why people love weddings.
I think I only have the patience to do this once in my lifetime.
So if for whatever reason we don't work out? Next time around: I'm just getting married in court.